So it was written, and so it came to pass, that within the lay of the land there lay a tower, and within the tower lay many a mystery. And indeed many a mystery still lies within. For the Towering Tower is a thing of all ages, of all times, and it neither dieth nor live for it be a Tower made from stone mostly or so we have been led to believe… It was built when it was built. It was broken when it was broken. The Towering Tower shall always be.

And the builder said, “It shall be built when it shall be built, it will break when it will break. But that’s not for a bloody long time if I can help it, so get back to work!” And he went for lunch and a drink. And it was good!

- Teachings of the Web, 14:22-23

The Towering Tower